the double shift
Nine hours in, three to go, and no chance of leaving the floor for a coffee. A bar lives in the scrub pocket and takes thirty seconds, no cup involved.
small snacks, big boost.
Zoomie Crunch is the smallest way to get properly caffeinated. 111mg in a 13-gram bite, no queue, no brew, no cup to carry.
the mission
Nobody should have to stop in order to keep going.
Caffeine already works. What doesn't work is everything around it: the queue, the brew, the sitting down, the cup you can't carry.
Zoomie exists to delete that interruption.
three flavours, three colours
meet the trio.
Every bar carries the same 111mg. The flavour decides how it hides. One ground per flavour — never two in the same room.
flavour 1 of 3
kettle corn cinnamon
Sweet, salty, cinnamon-warm. The original, and still the loudest crunch of the three.
- caffeine
- 111mg guarana caffeine
- calories
- 49 calories
- weight
- 13g whole bar
Contains: Milk, Coconut
flavour 2 of 3
almond coffee
Roasted almonds, real coffee, chocolate. Tastes like a proper café mocha you can keep in a pocket.
- caffeine
- 111mg guarana caffeine
- calories
- 62 calories
- weight
- 15g whole bar
Contains: Milk, Coconut, Almonds
flavour 3 of 3
banana pistachio
Whole pistachios, dried banana, honey. The prettiest one. Also the one people don't share.
- caffeine
- 111mg guarana caffeine
- calories
- 48 calories
- weight
- 13g whole bar
Contains: Milk, Coconut, Pistachios
what's inside
the real ingredients
Every bar comes from the same short list, and every item on it has a job. Nothing is filler. Scroll and meet them one at a time.
guarana powder
An Amazon seed, ground fine, carrying more caffeine than coffee beans. Measured to exactly 111mg a bar — it does the work while the rest of the list does the talking.
- the caffeine
- 111mg per bar
- plant-source
- not synthetic
kettle corn
Popped and caramelised in small batches, then crushed into the heart of every bar. Sweet, salty, and the reason each bite sounds like something happening.
- the crunch
- air-popped
- sweet & salty
- small batches
milk chocolate
The milk carries its own cocoa, so the creamy note and the chocolate note arrive together. It's what makes a crunchy bar eat like a treat instead of a cracker.
- the cream
- cocoa in the milk
- rounds it out
- soft landing
sugar
A little, doing a lot. It caramelises the kettle corn and sets the sweetness of the whole bar — and every gram of it is on the panel.
- the sweetness
- caramelises the corn
- on the panel
- just enough
cream of the coconut
The silk between the chocolate and the crunch. It carries the richness through every layer and leaves the quietest coconut note at the finish.
- the silk
- carries richness
- quiet coconut
- binds the layers
honey
Sweetness and body, and the glue that holds a 13-gram bar together — without a single thing you can't pronounce.
- the body
- holds it together
- pronounceable
- nothing else
flavour ingredients
Then each flavour signs its own name: cinnamon on the original, roasted almonds and real coffee for the mocha crowd, pistachios and dried banana on the pretty one.
- the personality
- cinnamon
- almonds & coffee
- pistachio & banana
moments it was made for
for the days that don't stop.
Some hours of the day just don't leave room for a coffee — no time, no machine, no free hand. These are the six we hear about most, and the bar was built for every one of them.
the school run
Hot coffee and a car full of kids don't mix. A 13-gram bar rides in the door pocket, survives the chaos, and doesn't spill on anyone.
the long drive
Somewhere past the second hour the eyes get heavy, and the next drive-through is forty miles out. Two bites at the wheel and the road comes back into focus.
the airport sprint
The coffee line at the gate is forty people deep and boarding starts in ten. The bar in your carry-on doesn't have a queue.
the night shift
It's 3am and the building is quiet, but the work isn't done. A bar at the desk beats a walk to a vending machine that only sells regret.
the hour before close
The last hour of a long day is the heaviest one. Two bites gets you through the lock-up with the lights still on behind the eyes.
the taste
Tastes like a treat. Works like a coffee.
Caramelised kettle corn, real chocolate, honey — this is dessert-counter territory, not supplement-aisle. Every bar eats like the snack you'd have picked anyway, and the caffeine is just quietly along for the ride.
None of it tastes like coffee — unless you pick Almond Coffee, which tastes like a proper café mocha entirely on purpose.
the kitchen
Somebody made this.
Every bar is made by hand in a home kitchen in Austin, Texas — small batches, weighed and pressed one tray at a time, usually the same week they ship. No factory, no production line, no mystery.
It's why batches sell out sometimes, and why every bar comes from a kitchen with a person in it. Questions about yours? Email the kitchen.
the numbers
more, from less.
111mg caffeine
More caffeine than an energy drink, at under half the calories of a standard bar. Numbers land harder than adjectives.
| a standard bar | zoomie crunch | |
|---|---|---|
| Caffeine | 80mg | 111mg |
| Calories | up to 110 | 48–62 |
| Size | 40–50g | 13–15g |
| Made | manufactured | by hand, in Austin |
Standard-bar figures are category-typical values. Every Zoomie number is on the panel.
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Pick a flavour and a rhythm. Bars turn up on schedule, 15% under the one-off price, and the plan is yours to pause, skip or cancel whenever. No queue for that either.
Every delivery comes out of the same Austin kitchen as the single packs, and ships the same way.
what
$11.89every month · 6 barssave 15% · $1.98 a bar
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word of mouth
still going, apparently.
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5.0 from 4 reviews
- ✦✦✦✦✦Augusta · 2026-10-23
I always have a zoomie before my shift. They hit fast so I am ready for the dinner rush fiasco. The kettle corn is my favorite—convenient, effective, and delicious!
- ✦✦✦✦✦Ino · verified · 2026-10-18
The almond coffee was surprisingly delicious! Just a few bites kept me energized throughout the day. Talk about instant gratification!
- ✦✦✦✦✦Charles A. · verified · 2026-10-15
The perfect push to get me through the day, Sooo tasty and convenient. 10/10 recommend.
- ✦✦✦✦✦Allen A. · 2026-09-18
I've been looking for a product like this. Im glad I tried it. It saves me a lot of time!!!
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